ALREADY HILARIOUS | South Park: The Fractured But Whole – Part 1
*Wapoosh* Top of the mornin’ to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to South Park: The Fractured but Whole 😉 Very clever title but I’ve been excited about this for a really long time. I’ve played the entirety of South Park The Stick of Truth On the channel ages ago when that came out and this game was supposed to be out, like, almost a year ago, I think. And it kept getting delayed and delayed and delayed and a lot of people were worried about it, but the stuff I’ve seen looks really really good and I’m really excited about it. I- I hope it’s good. Apparently they fixed a lot of what was wrong with the first game and they’ve added a lot more and its if- if you haven’t watched the Stick of Truth the Stick of Truth was the one kind of about fantasy characters, it was kind of the Lord of the Ring-sy (real word, I swear) one, whereas this is the superhero one. So I’m assuming there’s gonna be a lot of jokes towards Marvel and the Extended Universe and DC and all that kind of stuff that’s going on but anyway, enough talking. I’m already late to uploading this so let’s get into it. “Have you tried every toilet in South Park yet?” Uhhhhhh no, I haven’t. I’m also very curious to see I’m curious to see how this is gonna go because there might be a lot of stuff in this that needs to be censored. *laughs* That’s a fugly cat! *laughs* Scrambles. *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* *laughs* Ahhhh yeah!! Aw that’s cool! I just love it because it’s just like a whole ac- it’s like you’re playing an actual episode of the game. It’s crazy! Also apparently – ok we’ll get to pick our character – but apparently we’re playing as the same character as the Stick of Truth and this is supposed to take place, like, the day after? Which is a bit crazy- oh, we’ve got lots of options! Awww I can make you look awesome!! Okay what do I wanna make you look like? Do I wanna make you look like me or just crazy? Maybe like me so that’d be funny- god, there’s too many hair options. Awww none of them are really mine. There we have him! He’s not spectacular but I don’t wanna waste too much time dickin’ round with him, I kind of made him look like me, but not really, his hair’s all over the place which- this is me in the morning. This is what my hair looks like in the mornin. “Choose difficulty.” Ah, yeah. Th- This was the thing that popped up on Reddit a while ago. It’s like choose the difficulty but the difficulty slider changes your race. Ugh… God… *laughs* Well a lot of people were talkin’ about this because it changes the color of your skin and then it makes your life more difficult the darker your skin gets. Ohh South Park… My god, um, okay are we done? “Create.” Here we go. I just picked the middle difficulty just because I don’t want to suck at the game. I don’t want to- I just want a middle of the road experience I don’t want things to be too easy or too hard or anything like that. “Ancient Zaron.” “627 A.D.” Hey this is Stick of Truth times! *laughs* Is it- is that me? Oh. Sorry. I was takin’ a- I was takin’ a poop. Umm “Your Toilet. Difficulty: one star.” Okay “focus your power.” Ohhh. Okay. Oh here we go, I got it. What is happening?! “News Anchor Shuffle.” Here we go. I’m doin’ it. Am I- am I the power? Okay – what am I doing?!? “Pinch it off.” *laughs* I just played a minigame to take a shit. “Deuce Master”! Deuces!! Okay, cool. Movin’ on. What? I can’t hear anything- oh. *laughs* Dad? Dad what are you doing? Bye Towelie! No, I don’t wanna get high. I think my Dad is getting high in here. Whatcha doin there, Dad? Is he eating weed brownies? Is he getting high as fuck? Okay. Moving on. There’s also gonna be a lot of stuff in this I don’t get because I haven’t watched South Park in a really long time and some of the Stick of Truth stuff went over my head but I understood most of it because I was watching a lot of it back then but a lot of the newer seasons I haven’t been able to keep up with. I just haven’t had the time. So there’s probably gonna be a lot of references in this that go over my head. So apologies on that front. Ooohhh I want the bow and arrow! Okay, I got duct tape and LARP foam. Ooo, can I play the “Oh come on, Game Sphere.” *I think is what he said???* Aw it’s updating. *laughs* That’s clever. Remember when- remember when consoles and games were just plug and play? Gone are those days. Everyone used to say, “Oh PC gaming isn’t plug and play because you have to do all this and that and the other thing…” Consoles aren’t either, these days. Okay. I don’t think there’s anything in here. I got stuff out of my wardrobe so that’s good. Movin’ on down! Mom? What’s up, Mom? Aww. *kid voice* “But, Mom, I love you.” Okay. Aww. *laughs* Okay. Fear not! Your king is approaching! WE MUST DRIVE THEM BACK! *laughs* “My lord, come on dude?” *laughs* Aww the little sharks! They’re drowning! Hey! “Press G.” Can’t I just click? “Combat Advantage!” Ohhh okay. So the- the combat’s all completely different this time around; I think there’s a case of being able to, like, move closer to battle and using different slots and shit- so I’m curious to see how that is. I haven’t seen much about the combat but I just know it’s- it’s much different. “Move W, S, A, and D to target the enemy.” Yeah, so when you’re close enough to attack you can attack both in a row? Ahh because I knocked him into him! *reads info* Ohh that’s cool. Because the combat was one of the things OW! (x3) The combat was one of the things people complained about most in the last version. Yeah I’m fuckin’ strong! BOOM! Yeah I can! I’ll kick the shit out of ya! Okay. What are we doing? *reads info* Okay. I have another attack now. *reads info* Ahh it’s like Fantasy X. *reads info* *reads info* *laughs* Ah, okay. I guess I can hit both of you. There we go. DUDE I farted them out of existence!! Ow!! Ah see they have to use a turn to get close to me. Aw now I can’t use my thing cuz I need a turn to use it. Okay. Um, Imma knock you back. Here we go. I’m just gonna kill you outright. YEAH! OW! Yeah I have a lot of health and you guys don’t do a lot of damage, so. Here we go. *makes fart noise* *laughs* Don’t forget the rules of last game: never shit on a man’s balls. Or fart on a guy’s balls. Was that what it was? I can’t remember. Did I just dodge? Hell yeah I did! Take that! What you got? You ain’t got shit! OW! *chuckles* You can’t kill the king! The king rules forever!! Here we go. Nice! *sings victory music* Oh the legos. *laughs* Dragon? Oh jesus. I love how everything is super kiddy but it’s all in their imagination. So anything anybody says kinda goes. Oh god, a dragon attacks first. *reads info* Yeah. Owww! Motherfucker! Okay- ooooo I have a super three move that I can’t use. Awwwww but I wanna. Kay let’s use this. I can’t knock anybody back into each other. Oh I can!! Niiiicccee. Take that, Smaug!! OW! (x4) Fuck off! Fire breath?!? *reads info* Ohh okay. Okay I’m gonna end my turn out here. It’s not gonna hit me out here, right? Owwww stop!! I’m just a little boy!!! Bring on your fire breath!! Jesus!! *laughs* Ah that’s fuckin’ genius! Man, I remember doing stuff like this as a kid. Where’d you’d have to in- Can I not get that close? OH I can. Okay. Here we go. Mega Hammer!! What was that?!? “King Douchebag” *laughs* I forgot that your name has to be Douchebag in the game. Thank you. I am royalty. Nice! We did it, dudes! There’s dragon eggs in here. I got it. *laughs* Thanks, guys. Thanks I appreciate it. DUDE I am badass. Ahhhh. *chuckles* Oh. Aw man. I don’t get to play? Awwww. I’m sorry guys! *laughs* You’re gonna join a gang? Fuck’s sake.. Alright. Anything in here that I could do? Sit on my throne? Kupa Keep? Hm. Guess I’ll just go home then. Guess there’s nobody to play with anymore. Ah. Yeah, I fuckin’ know that already! Go away, Towelie! I don’t wanna get high! Aw man, but there’s a keycode on it. “Shart, my, fuck, crap, donkey, balls, mom, pee, poop, you.” Okay. Um. I don’t know what that means. Maybe there’s a password somewhere. Thanks, Mom! You don’t mind if I go upstairs and raid all your shit, do you? Okay bye! Eric Cartman’s room. “Who is the Coon?” “Time Travel Fuel.” “Token’s Life Matters.” *chuckles* “Danishes from Denmark.” Oh the wizard’s hat! Okay. Punch cracked objects? What’s cracked? Ooo the lamp. Nice. “Cartman’s Journal.” *laughs* What the fuck… Someone’s fucking Butters. Maybe it’s Craig. *reads Christmas List* *reads Shit List* He has a ticket to see the Denver Nuggets- what the fuck?? Is that Butter’s fucking Kyle’s mom? And Kyle fucking Kyle? Okay. This is gettin’ weird. “Beware. Do not open. Coon only.” “Fuck you mom” is the code. Okay. We got it. Heh. Fuck you mom! Yeah, I- I get it, Towelie. You can go away now. Okay let’s check out the rest of the the house. DAMN KITTY! God what’s gonna be in his mom’s room? Okay. I haven’t found a dildo yet, that’s good. There’s a dildo, there’s a vibrator, and some lube on the desk right there, so. Oh, I have to take a shit in everyone’s toilets. What am I pressin’? V and Y? Oh god. Oh god. Here we go. Am I doin’ it? “Reverse Vacuum”? Nice moves. Okay. Gas up!! Here we go, it’s like DDR. DDR but for your butthole. V and Y and this. What the fuck?? Now squeeze it off. Oh no, shake it off, I don’t have to pinch it off this time. Who shakes off a poop? This is the This is the time that, um, everybody shakes off a poop and I’ve been poopin’ wrong my whole life. Um. Okay. What was it? “Fuck you mom.” Uhh. *laughs* Damn. *laughs* I love how Super Craig just has an S on his shirt. *laughs* Fastpass. *laughs* My god. Alright, what do we got? Aw you guys got a lot of cool shit! There’s even claws on the wall. “Franchise Plan.” Yeah this was in an episode. *reads some of the movie titles* Like this is the type of shit where they take the piss out of Marvel for all their, uh, their extended universe. Yeah! *reads info* Oh my god. *laughs* Really? Ah. I need- I need objects of interest. This is one. Okay. I right clicked and I apparently held a fart and shot it. Okay. Um, how do I how do I do anything with this, though? Show me to get the something device. Stafernisy Device. Got it- ahhhh. Is this it? The Stafernisy Device!! I knew it, all along! That- that was what I said. *chuckles* You know what’s You know what’s weird about this game as well is that after the Stick of Truth came out, I played a Oculus Rift, um, South Park VR Experience where you got to walk around the town and do a few things in that. I thought it was really cool. And this was way before this game was announced and I turned around and said, “Aw, they should make a sequel to the Stick of Truth but they should use the superheroes instead of the fantasy characters.” And this was at a time when they said they weren’t even gonna make a sequel to the Stick of Truth, that they tried making a game once and it was super hard, so they weren’t gonna do another one. And then years later they came out and announced this game and I was like, “I- I SAID THAT. I SAID MY IDEA.” But it just seemed like the most natural evolution of the franchise and I’m really glad they did cuz’ I I- I like the- the superhero characters that they made up. Okay. This seat. Got it, thanks. Oooo! No. Whoa. Okay. This just did it on its own. Okay. *reads Brutalist description* So that’s kind of what I had, I think. *reads Speedster description* Okay. I’m looking- I’m tryin’ to look at my trying to look at my attacks at the top. Ummm I don’t know what any of this does. So this is this is ranged. *reads Blaster description* Okay. So these are ranged, these are close, and these are what? Awww I want all of them for different reasons. I might be a Blaster. Just so I can get fire magic. But I kinda want Speedster. Brutalist I like cuz’ you’re usually a tank and you have a lot of health and you can do a lot of damage but these are the ones that usually have nuance to them. But I also don’t wanna pick one that dicks me over in the future. I’m gonna be a Blaster. Oh wait, oh sorry. Hmm. I look kinda lame, though. Let’s see what I look like in each of them. *laughs* A really pissed off Batman. Um, so this hits in front of you, this hits in front of you, this knocks back, and this is an AoE. This hits all around, this has knockback, this hits that way, and this just goes really far. Okay. Aw the Speedster looks cool! Right in front of you, we have a punch and then a move? And this does whatever and then this… Okay. I’m gonna be a Blaster. Imma be a Blaster. I want fire! Papa?? Yeah, I have facial hair. *chuckles* Okay. I get to walk to my mirror, I guess? Sorry! Oh shit dawg. Do I get to fight them? Yeah!! Nice! Here we fuckin’ go! Oh shit. Oh wait, I’ll just use it from here. Since.. Hell yeah! He’s on fire! Oh yeah, she told me not to play with- OH GOD ow. She told me not to play with fire cuz’ you’re gonna get burned. HA! Take that, bitch! Wait Aha! Here we fuckin’ go. DUDE being a fucking Blaster is awesome!! *laughs* Ow. Ohh I can build up my super! Wait is that a super, that I have at the top? Oh now you’re in a straight line. Bad idea. Geez. *laughs* *laughs* Ow!! Ultimate ready. Here we fucking go. Are you guys ready?! Did I just suck fire down into my ass? *laughs* *laughs* Okay. Ahhh. Yay! I’m a superhero now! Oh I have a different attack. Nice. Coonstagram: installed. Ahhhh. So that’s what this is for. Can I- can I take pictures? Okay, I’m sorry, I did the same thing again. My bad. Um. Alright. Sorry. Right. Off to work I go. *reads message from Cartman* Ah she’s sweeping away the lava. Good job. *reads info* *reads info* *reads info* Okay. Can I actually line it up? Aw that’s awesome! I’ll get you kinda half out of the picture, maybe. Like that. Ummm. We can zoom. Super fun! I can change my expression. GRRRRRRR and click click! Mrs. Farnickle. Sure will! Bye! Okay. Open Coonstagram. Yay! *reads hashtags* Fuck. Sweet. *reads info* *reads info* Hey it’s just like all those people who are verified on Twitter! Who follow you and then it’s like or they follow you and you’re like, “Oh cool. This person followed me.” You go in and you click the thing and then it’s like “Following 800,000 people.” Why? Why bother at that point? Okay! Do I actually have to go around clicking z on everyone? Fine, asshole. See if I care! I got a Ganas costume. What the fuck a Ganas costume is? Alllright. Okay. Moving on! We’re actually in the game now. We’re setup. Okay. That’s a clever way of doing it. How do I get up to that thing up there? There’s something shiny. I wanna I wanna do the thing. I wanna get this. Okay. Wait (a bunch of times). Maybe I can do this. Nah. You can- ah shit you can throw a fart in a certain direction based on what your inspector mode is saying and I thought I could knock it down but guess not. Fine, geez! Well hey! It’s Butters’s dad! I’m taking a picture outside of the house, apparently. Oh can I just take pictures randomly anyway? I thought I triggered something. *laughs* It’s my life I do what I want! Ooookay. Why is he grounded? Hey, Mom! *laughs* To the bedroom I go! To steal all of your shit! It’s always so weird that you can just walk into people’s houses and- ohhh. Have to take a shit in everyone’s bathroom in South Park. Okay. Hold, hold. Okay now what are we doin’? I got it (x3), here we go. WHHHOOOAAA BOY. Fuck yeah! Ah I gotta shake this one off as well. Maybe that’s what Taylor Swift’s song is actually about. *sings* Shake it off, shake it off. Maybe she’s actually just squeezing out a duece. Chin Sack costume. *laughs* My god. Who would’ve known that South Park would lend itself so well to a video game. Whooa. They got a fuckin’ safe in their house. Can’t interact with it though. I’m not even seeing what I’m getting. I’m just getting everything. Oooo what’s that? There’s a scanner thing. Is this Butter’s room..? Butters! Nah it’s not Butter’s room. Okay. Well. See you later, I guess. Aw cute little baby. It my body I do what I want! Alright moving along. Yeah. And I’m about to be the king of this world as well. *sings* Chinpokomon!! I want Chinpokomon. Okay. I got a bunch of shit. Hopefully I’m able to actually craft and stuff later on. Pnch cracked objects? I could be a superhero! Sure am, you wanna take a picture? Yeah! Cuz’ I helped you. Uhh. *chuckles* Nice! Do you want do you want a selfie, miss? No. Miss? Mi- I could just walk right through you. SHE’S A GHOST!!! *reads info* *reads quests* I wanna talk to Kyle. *reads info* Is that it? Are we done? Where am I? Is this me here? Current location? Yeah, right next to Butters’s house so I just need to go down the road. Okay. Moving on. Jesus christ. This game is a lot more complex then it used to be. All I needed was, like, four more followers and then you’d selfie with me. That’s fine, I see how it is you shovel(?) bastards Yup. Aw there’s so much collectible shit in this game. Shit in everyone’s toilets. Take a selfie with everyone. Randy! My boy! What’s going on, Randy? *laughs* He is. He is lord after all. *laughs* *sings* La-lo-la lord lord lord. Alright moving on. Randy — Randy, I think is my favorite character in the game. Or in the show. HEY, SHUT UP! I’m trying to take a selfie with your granddad! *whispers* what?? Turn off your TV, bitch. I- In the fridge? That just spelled fridge “frig”. In the frig. Where’s Stan? “Toolshed Character Sheet”. Huh. Okay. Collecting a lot of great stuff. “Denver Aquarium Dolphin Photo”— *laugh* Oh hey, I actually just got money. “The C-Cup Headwear”! *Laugh* I just got a bra to put on my head! I always found her — found her — Shelly’s room to be… Weird, ’cause it’s all ponies and- Unicorns and- Then she’s so angry all the time. *chuckles* Getting all the- *chuckle* -stains out of my underwear is a nightmare! Okay. Don’t you fucking worry Randy. Perhaps. Can I move you- This way? Hup! There we go. CLIMB, CLIMB! … No? Can’t do that? *Thinking intensifies* What? How do I get up there to get the bag? Ah, okay. “Kyle’s Negroplasty Photo”… Oh, that was sure of an episode; That was the episode he wanted to be a basketball player. Oh, hey Human Kite. I forgot that- Revive Syrum, that’s good. I forgot that Human Kite was Kyle. Okay. I actually just want to do more combat. Sorry! *Deep voice* I CAN. Don’t you fucking worry! I’m ready! Oh my God— *laughter* “Not my glasses!” *chuckles* *laughter* *sharp intake* *rubs hands together* HELL YEAH! *Imitating* Aw, huh! Cuz h-his because his name is Kyle as well in the show. So it’s Kyle and Kyle. “Not my pads!” *chuckles* Okay. Imma use… Imma use this one first. Nice! *chuckles* What are your powers? W-What can you do? Woah! *scoffs* “Don’t be silly-” *Painful screaming* “I’M ON FIRE!” Umm… Sorry, laser beam time. I’m like, Cyclops from X-Men. I said that already, didn’t I? I’m like Cyclops from X-Men. WHAT? OW… I love how he doesn’t actually heal himself, he’s just like- “Uh… I’m gonna — I’m gonna just going to revert that, okay?” Umm… Sorry. No can do. Shit. Aww… I feel bad for him… *chuckles* *more laughter* *laughs* So now, he just has a shield. Aww, so fucking good… *Reads textbox* *laughs* “I’m on fire.” What a dick! What a shithead! I love how he has eye lasers just ’cause he’s always talking about “my glasses”. Here we go! *laughs* There it is! “Damage from Above”…? What are you gonna do? You gonna jump on me? Ohhh nooo… *mixed laughter* His poor face… Oh, I’m almost level two! *Laughter* So dumb! “Human Kit-Tay”! Nice. ‘Kay, want to take a selfie? Yes! Fuck yeah, look at this sick selfie. We’re so happy together! We didn’t follow each other already? I thought we were all, like, on Coonstagram together and getting shit. Guess not. “The Jefferson Bible”. Yeah, t-these types of areas are where there’s just a shit ton of references everywhere. There’s his little crown… From the “Stick of Truth” stuff. Okay. Let’s move out, Kyle. I get it… Towelie. I get it. Shut up. Leave me alone. Why am I hallucinating a towel? Am I high? Did Towelie make me high? Day(?) Nevermind. Time to take a sweet deuce. *stomach gurgling* What we got? Okay, we got the Bad Habit. Nice. Imma got this one(?) Oh, this is an easy toilet to do! Oh God, it’s like fucking finger Twister. Shake it off! Shake it off! Poo poo! Niiice. Do I actually get anything for that? For— For using people’s toilets over and over again? Ike! “Kick the baby!” “Don’t kick the baby…” Aww, I get to selfie with him! Aww, he’s so cute! Little Ike! Aww… “Hey, I want to take one!” “You can’t.” Why do the kids have Coonstagram? Why are the kids be able to- -be on the Internet? “Level 2 Influence”, okay. Maybe we should do another mission. Can I do Randy’s mission, actually? Uhh, “Map”. Okay, uh, what was it? This? Yeah, I want to find out who’s been keying Randy’s car. “Find Out Who’s Been Keying Randy’s Car”- Do I have to wait until nighttime? Okay, I’ll do Craig’s one. Oh, Craig’s house is fucking miles away… Aww… shit. *Under breath* Ohhh… fuck. Okay, they’re not bothering me. “About boobs.” *laughs* “Basketball’s stu-” HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE! “Defeat Bartles”- Okay. LET’S DO IT! THE POWER OF FARTS! Nice. Okay, I can hit him from here. It’s hard to figure out sometimes. Eww, Wet Willy! *Reads textbox* okay. Oh. I get it, yes. I already did it. Ugh, I hate Wet WIllies; Fucking disgusting. Yeah, BURN, bitch. I love how I’m actually setting them on fire. Okay, I can’t attack him because I can only attack in a straight line. And, I can’t do that right now. Umm, how’s this do? I don’t know. Oh, wait. *Reads skill description* “Grant protection to a teammate”— okay, here we go. Oh, God, I thought it killed me. That was fucking cool! … Have any knockback on this? Yes. Okay. GET… FUCKED! *chuckles* Nice. Man, the combat is way more fun this time. Nice. Right, so let’s do… Do I hit Kyle if I do this? Yes! “Titty Twister”, no! Ugh, my tits! My nipples! They’re so tender! Okay. Kyle’s turn next. Umm… I just want to do some damage. Nice. Uh- I don’t know why he gets, uh- -damaged like that, but- Who cares? It’s fun. Okay, can I just attack him from here? Yeaaahhh. It’s hard to see the first circle! Now burn. BURN! Burning do the rest of the damage! Ughhh, not a fucking Wet Willy… NO. Are you going to burn to death? Yes he is! He’s fucking bleeding and burned and everything… *laughs* LEEEVEL UP! “Defeat 10 sixth-graders,” oh Jeezus. I will try my best! ‘Scuse me kid, can I come in and rob your house?? *laughter* *heavenly imitation* Okay. I like the music in this game. It’s really fitting. I got a burrito! *singing* Got myself a chicken burrito! *brbrbrbrbrbr* Okay, to the basement. We’re gonna find your guinea pig. Don’t you worry… *explosion* SHIT. “Snap n’ Pops unlocked”. Okay, thanks. Ahh, I see him! He’s cute! How do we get him, though? *Reads textbox* Okay… Ohh, now I can do this! Ohh, I don’t wanna! He’s gonna die! GET HIM! GET HIM! ‘kay. I’mma get him. I’mma get him. Don’t worry. Hup! Hup! Hup! Ohhh, shit. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. CRAIG. FUCK. It did! *laughter* Aww, did I kill him? Okay, he’s not dead. Grab him! We did it- -another citizen saved! Because that was your power in the first game. YES. Combat buddy unlocked! *laughter* How about— can we take a selfie? Aww. “Craig of Steel-” *laughter* That’s a good one! Hey, stop calling me that… Yeah? What is- I have to collect -yaoi- art?? Fuck’s sake. *Reads Coonstagram notification* Is this gonna explode? Is THIS going to explode? No. (disappointment) have- *sigh* stop that. It’s not doing anything. Wait. Maybe if I— Aw. I was gonna say, maybe if I fart… Heeeere we go. “Arachnix Headwear Recipe”. Oooo… Okay, I need something else to knock down that. All right! Well I’m going to leave this first episode of South Park, “The Fractured, But Whole”! Very, very clever play-on words— *laughs* This is really fun, I like this a lot. I like it a lot more than the first game already. Not only is it- Ngh, like it’s a lot the same sort of premise and same sort of style and everything, Maybe the story might not live up what the first one was- -because the story in the first one is actually pretty good. But… The gameplay, alone, makes it so much better- because the gameplay in the “Stick of Truth” was so simple, so easy… It was so… nothing, you kinda just sat there and clicked on a few buttons and stuff happened, but there seems to be a lot more nuance to it this time. Still… Kinda easy, but… Maybe that will change— maybe that’s just… Oh, wait, the difficulty said it didn’t affect combat. Oh. So, I don’t know. Maybe it’s just easier, maybe it’s just getting amused or anything, but I like the… The differences in it so far, and I like the superhero franchise, and- taking a piss at Marvel and all those guys- *chuckles* Anyway! THANK YOU guys so much for watching this episode; if you LIKED IT, PUNCH that like button in the face— LIKE A BOSS!!! And- -high fives all around- WAPOOSH! WAPOOSH! THANK YOU GUYS AND I’LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES… IN THE NEXT VIDEO!! First, let me take a selfie.