Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam


I went snowboarding once and it was in New Jersey, and it was a like a fake mountain You know like not real snow -right- I would just- I would either bust my ass immediately, or I’d be going like 70 fucking miles an hour And I would literally like throw myself in the ground because I was like, “I’m going faster, and I can’t stop.” I was literally trying to like lean, to like, fuckin’, you know, pivot and actually snowboard, and I’m literally just like sliding down in a perfectly straight line and it was, “what?” It was like near the end of the day, I ate shit all day. My fucking ass was killing me from like hitting the ground over and over and over again So I’m going down. I see in front of me And there’s like this woman and her like little kid is snowboarding And I’m like “I’m gonna fucking nail them.” Like I’m gonna nail them as I’m fucking tearing ass down the mountain I’m gonna nail them, so I decide, like- it was like the furthest I’d went without falling But because of which, it was the fastest I was going all day, like, I’d made it like halfway down the mountain without eating shit, but still had no fucking control. It was just like pure luck that I was balancing, Jeremy: It was just like, “I’m gonna crash, but when?” Michael: So I’m flying, and I’m like “I’m gonna hit this one, I have to- I have to stop before I crash into her” so I like, fell on the ground and like threw myself on the ground you put your board like, up, so it scrapes the snow and it slows you down. Doesn’t fucking matter, I was going so fucking fast, I’m like “oh shit” and like, I’m feet first and my board out, it’s like, the woman’s like right here I’m fuckin- I’m like, I’m flying towards her and I go BOOOSH And take out her legs. I go under her, the woman went in the fucking air completely over me, and I went like another 20 feet past her and I was like “ooohh fuck” like I had nothing Geoff: Did you just kept going, and never look back? Michael: No I was there with my brother And it was like, he fucking he gets over to me, cause he can actually snowboard, he gets over to me And he’s like “oh fuck” and he’s like-
he’s like “are you okay?” talking to the woman, and she’s like “oh, oh, what?” Like she’s like, fucking out of it. And this little kid comes over He’s like “mommy mommy. Are you okay?” And my brother’s like “Oh, are you okay?” then he’s like whispering (to Michael) “Get the fuck out of here. Get the FUCK out of here!” And he’s like pushing me away like “go go go” and I’m like “well-” I just, like fucking run away down the mountain as this woman’s like “Was I hit by a truck? did anybody see it?”
Jeremy: Oh, God and I was like “ooh, I better get out of here.” [End card music] [RT Animation end card, jazz music]

100 comments

  • Mr Krimson

    Best Animation, ever, of all time.

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  • 96fps_from_mars

    Animator never seen a snowboard, it's like skis stuck together.

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  • Mr. Lemon

    Great videos

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  • 08_saraa_25

    Peleas e dont kill weiss

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  • Lazer X7

    I like how all the snowboards are forward facing, like ski's, cause the animators are probably from Texas XD

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  • Killjoy0329

    Just saying, it’s real snow, but it’s man made

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  • ChromatiKosm

    is that the thing from ski free?

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  • AutoClown

    s k i f r e e

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  • Just Some Sad Weeb

    2:16

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  • MRmagicmuffins

    do you know de wae

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  • Hman

    New RWBY looks great

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  • Chronosukal

    I had something similar but with skis. I was about seven going down a beginner hill, trying to practice turning. But I started catching speed and I had bent backwards hands on the snow. There's a woman skiing straight down, and I go right between her legs underneath her. She freaks out and both of us wipe out.

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  • JAMCastillo1

    Theres snow time like the present to think about your actions

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  • AllyOJustice

    F=MA, it’ll get ya.

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  • VilleF1N

    That SkiFree reference tho.

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  • LL Cool Ray

    Ski Master race here – this is exactly why I hate dealing with new snowboarders

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  • SCSotU

    How is hit and run on a snowboard not a felony in 2018? Maybe Oprah will fix this in 2024, or maybe white MJ will raise from the dead, claim he's Jesus, and "hee heee" – moonwalk his way into the whitehouse? Who knows, who cares? Tune in next time to Trek Wars Jerassic 24D!!

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  • Lewis Griffiths

    Did anyone notice the Ski Free monster at 1:23?

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  • Dunzee

    Ski free reference? Oh man.

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  • Little Snuggle

    This video felt like it was far longer than two minutes and that's because there was so much happening in the animation and the story, and that made it so much more enjoyable. This is an RTAA I'll be coming back to watch again

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  • Hawkeye Stegosaurus

    I love the animated adventures they make for Off Topic.

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  • Marks.

    best face animation @ 2:16

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  • Tick Solo

    #TheSaltPuzzle

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  • Pilot231

    i just lost it when those police cars chased after Michael.

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  • Goggles Tigerkhan

    what janky-ass ski resort lets kids practice in a high-speed zone??

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  • ilovefunnyamv2nd

    Michael commits a monster hit and run

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  • Dat_Triggered_Person

    I just watched every single episode in 3 days. I had life to deal family and school to deal with k

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  • Emil C

    If you hit a woman your going to have a bad time

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  • The Biting Irish

    The yeti from SkiFree!

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  • JerseyLeems

    Good ol Mountain Creek

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  • Jaylon Jackson

    Funny

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  • werr3222werrr

    Season 8 yessee

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  • Dank Memes

    Me tho

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  • NairbNroh

    shoutout to the ski free monster

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  • Lucifer

    Okay I really appreciate that ski free reference

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  • deloreanfan81

    Love how he throws the table aside for the mountain model

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  • MissySnowstyle

    Hey Michael, I'm a snowboard instructor from western new york! Come on out, I'll teach how to shred!

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  • Rovmox

    The ski monster from ski free!! 1:02

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  • Ro Draws

    is that the skifree yeti?XD

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  • Zurfi

    Saaaaaaamee

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  • Chef Excellence

    the model has the ski-free yeti on it

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  • Qball

    I work at the place he most likely boarded at 😀

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  • Reece Nijensohn

    I have done the 70 mile thing before. Except I nearly hit a building. Mud saved my life

    That’s why I like rain

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  • InvictvsNox

    Thank you so much for including the Skifree yeti.

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  • Hockeyrocker117

    I want so much to teach Micheal how to snowboard!

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  • gameridiotNOT

    WHY ARE THERE ONLY SPANISH CAPTIONS!

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  • Andre Gon

    0:54 Anyone knows what that yeti on the mountain is supposed to be about?
    Am I the only one who played that game?

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  • Noone

    I wonder if the women or her kid ever see this video and see this video and go "It was him!?!?"

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  • Butter Fly

    70 Miles and hour we go about 90 or 80 miles its great and im not from america so im not breaking the law

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  • Jenna Josten the Fairy

    Everything is legal in New Jersey…

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  • fangorn23

    Lmfao now David gets the chance to be telling Mike to just stfu and GO.

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  • Synthetic

    A comically incoherent story.

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  • RelentlessEating andGaming

    anyone else catch the skifree reference lol

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  • GymleaderWatson

    So they know thats not how you stand on a snowboard right?

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  • Laptop46

    1:16 made this my new favorite ever RTA.

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  • CHAVCHAZ _

    Omg rooster teeth should make sport merch as like an fun house ski bored or achiment goggles or an rooster teeth golf club or basketball

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  • Narn

    Bet he was at Camp Gaw

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  • allegedman

    The ski free monster at 1:03

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  • RC 1207

    Geoff getting mad everytime the puzzle dissappears omg lol

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  • Unknown Entity

    Do the animators not understand that you stand sideways on a snowboard? And you don't tip backwards to stop.

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  • T

    am i the only one old enough to get that ski free reference?

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  • lord tachanka

    0:53 and 0:54 geoffs face😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Guywholikes goodmusic

    Geee, I wonder if this is why they advise beginners to take lessons on the bunny hill before going to the top of the mountain…

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  • Estebita Latorre

    HAHAHA

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  • Brenden Pischke

    That model of the mountain with a stick figure monster near the top, is that reference to a really old skiing game that was found on an older version of windows or something? Like windows 95?

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  • Cooler

    I thought he was going to say that his brother was trying to be her Knight in shining armor.

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  • Frank Serrata

    Loved the fact that they used the Mountain from the old PC game SKI, I remember that monster thing on the slopes as a kid

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  • xtcfreaxx

    I have a similar story bringing my friend skiing for the first time 😂 their was a group of like 9 kids learning to ski with an instructor and they were in a triangle shape like bowling pins and my friend basically got a strike, took them ALL out 😂😂😂

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  • Wolfox

    damnit Micoo

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  • Shayne, TheChangingMan

    This actually reminds me of the first day I went snowboarding.
    I must of been 12/13. Naturally I fall down at some point. Before I can get up I hear "Watch out!" followed by someone running right into me. Guy must have been 16-18. Says "Sorry kid", gets up and continues on. Shortly after I'm about to go down again and I see the same guy crash into a class of little kids taking (what was probably) their first ski lesson. Instructor is LIVID; yanks the guy up and shouts at him for a while. Forces the guy to dismount his board and walk back up the hill.

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  • Javi Legoff

    You just have to make the one tactic: hit and RUN!!!!

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  • muutari

    I'm willing to bet it was mountain Creek

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  • Phillip Miller

    Was that the yeti from Skifree on the model mountain?

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  • Elroid Tiereon

    "did you just keep going and never looked back?" is such a Geoff, profesional animal hit&runner, thing to say

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  • Catarina Carvalho

    Is it just me or does Michael sound like a younger version of Steve-O? xD

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  • Ben Meiers

    Shoutout to the abominable snowman! Haha ohhh childhood

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  • Har- Binger

    What are the chances that the kid ends up watching rtaas and remembers that trip

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  • Madwizard145

    its her own goddam fault for playing with her kid… there are slopes for small kids for a reason

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  • Laptop46

    Still my favorite RTAA ever.

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  • ShAmbAh

    I know this was posted in January, but I LOOOOOOVE the animation of Michael explaining it to the rest of the Crew with figures xD

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  • Sir Dwarvenhine

    I kinda wanna know if that woman or her kid have ever watched this

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  • CallMeFreakFujiko

    1:28 Yeti!

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  • The More You Know

    That mountain is mountain creek or Vernon valley depending how long ago

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  • Amy Glick

    He was never see again he was last seen in New Mexico heading for the border

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  • Markus Bello

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  • OOOuise

    yikes my dad had his arm broken cos a snowboarder slammed into him

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  • Viperphoenix

    I liked the little story it told in this video with Geoff and the puzzle lol

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  • foxstar612

    actually legitimately how I met my ex

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  • AuraHero

    I've done that before. Unfortunately when I did it, I accidentally took out a Special Olympics kid.

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  • monshirah

    Truck-kun at it again eh

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  • RumRunner Airsoft

    If Michael was a truck, she would be an isekai protagonist

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  • Sikandar Nirmal Singh ਸਿਕੰਦਰ ਨਿਰਮਲ ਸਿੰਘ

    The little hands….dude the little hands lmfao

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  • Johno S

    “Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck that hit me?”

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  • court

    My first RTAA and it never gets old

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  • Happy BedBanana

    What podcast number is this from

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  • Audrey LaRenarde

    I appreciate the reference to skifree, but now I feel nostalgic for weird 90s PC games XD

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  • menelmacar3

    Did you try shouting to warn her?…

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  • WTFMinecraft00

    Michael's "euuuuuugh"s are so good

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  • Peleg

    I think I know what ski resort Michael went to in NJ. Look up Mountain Creek. Most of their resort is a huge safety hazard for many reasons.

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  • Amazing Gaming520

    Ha good reference on the mountain top

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