Arrival – Turning Tricks Episode 01

[ominous music] [bubbling] [music] Klaatu… Verata… Ni– Nietro. Klaatu Verata…Nikita! Klaatu… Verata… Nikto! (Sam) Gary? Where where you just now? Oh…nothing. Just…time’s almost up. We have a few minutes. Some friends and I are gonna be playing Mazes and Minotaurs later (Gary) It’s a… role-playing game with dice and little figurines. Well that’s all very nice Gary (Sam) But you were actually telling me about your neighbor. She’s just this… (Gary) She’s just this girl Have you tried talking to

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Complimentary Muffins | Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018) | HBO

First of all, being in a band, we stay in hotels ’cause we tour around, we stay in some quite fancy hotels now. Oh, yes. We’ve stayed in some Premiere Inns. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHS) -Yeah absolutely. And– We’ve stayed in some of the very Best Westerns out there. And I got to my room, and there was a… a complimentary muffin sitting on the table. Okay, this is where the– This is where the fun– You guys obviously don’t stay in

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SPIRIT FLIGHT ATTENDANT SCREAMED AT ME & TOOK MY PHONE… and more

Wait wait wait wait! Before you unsubscribe. (laughing) I’m dyeing it back in two weeks, okay? I feel like before I even get into the video I have to address the fact that I have pink hair I don’t know, I’ve always, always wanted pink hair. Like, my entire life, I’ve wanted to just do it once, I wanted to just say “fuck it”. I don’t want it to be any other hair color, because I know it’s not going

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Straight Talk: Sliding Into the LinkedIn DMs! || STEVE HARVEY

– So ladies, would you go out on a date if a man asked you out on LinkedIn? – [Audience] No! – Well, hey, I think that it’s a good way to meet somebody. It’s like, at least you know they got a job, you can research all their work history. – [Areva] Hello! – And I think in today’s world, (audience clapping) you have to be creative about how you get at somebody. And so what’s wrong with that?

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Kerbal Space Program: First Flight

[Static] Kyle: Jebediah Kerman, you ready for launch? Jebediah Kerman: Yes! Kyle: I have a good feeling about this one. This is gonna be the one that makes it off the platform. There are only so many ways a rocket can explode before taking off. Let’s just do some final checks. I’ve set the thrusters to… Uh… 73%…ish Jebediah: Thrusters at maximum! Kyle: No, that… Yeah, all right. Um, okay. Verifying that all the stages are in the correct order.

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Flights, Cabin Crew & Pilots – Sumaira Shaikh | Stand Up Comedy.

Have you ever travelled by plane? Of course, you have. You must have heard the in-flight announcements. What is that? The crew arrives and they start announcements. But, they don’t stop. You are in a plane… means you are travelling, right? You want to just go to sleep but, they constantly barrage you with nonsense. The pilot will say, “I am the pilot.” This is the co-pilot. We’re from Jaipur. We didn’t want to write you a formal letter. What’s

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I’ve Got Hurt Feelings | Flight of the Conchords: Live in London (2018) | HBO

♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ A lot of people think that Rappers don’t have feelings ♪-BRET MCKENZIE:♪ I’ve got ♪ -But the Hip-Hop-popotamus ♪-♪ Hurt feelings ♪ -♪ And the Rhymnoceros ♪-♪ Have feelings ♪ -♪ I’ve got hurt feelings ♪♪ It hurts our feelings When you suggest ♪♪ That we don’t have feelings ♪♪ I make a meal for my friends Try to make it delicious ♪♪Try to keep it nutritious Creatin’ wonderful

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Flight Of The Conchords Perform ‘Father & Son’

>>Stephen: NOW PERFORMING THEIR SONG “FATHER AND SON” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ HEY DAD YES SON? ♪ I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A LOT OF FUN ♪ HEY SON ♪ YES DAD? ♪ TODAY WAS THE FUNNEST DAY A DAD EVER HAD ♪ BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SAND ♪ JUST YOU AND I ♪ DRIVING ROUND IN THE CAR I EVEN LET YOU DRIVE ♪ EATING DINNER FROM A CAN ♪ DADS YUMMY CAN

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Domics: Racist Flight Attendant

(Awesome Domics intro music) I don’t know if she was racist, but I’m saying she’s racist. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave— [laughs] Just kidding. Last Christmas, I went to Las Vegas with my family, and on the flight there, we had this really ditsy flight attendant. More like “flight atten-DONT!” “Ha hah!” [high five] We also had this friend that worked at the airport, so she hooked us up with front-row

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